(given our penchant for drinkies and our house’s proximity to Adult World)
- Dildoes and Daiquiris
- Vodka and Vibrators
- Whips and Chains and Gin and Tonics
- Spanking and Drinking
- Our Housewarming
(given our penchant for drinkies and our house’s proximity to Adult World)
Gin and Genitalia…
ahem. I won’t continue. Perhaps more pertinent – is the above also a house-warming gift request list or did you have something else in mind… like 500ml of ‘Happy Finish’?
*snort*!
I’m looking forward to slapping it up and seeing how Happy Finish looks on my walls.
(Alternative career plans: pr0n paint naming.)
I expect the house-warming will be the usual: bring (more) booze and snacks. But if peeps bring pressies we won’t say no :-D .
On second thoughts, there may be a gift registry at Adult World.
(Hmm… this is starting to look like an episode list of a Blackadder inspired porn series.)