I’ve decided to set up a plant viewing contraption.
It will consist of a number of A4-sized mirrors on spinny poles in the garden, connected by a system of of levers and pulleys, running through underground pipes.
The control panel and main viewing mirror will be in the lounge.
Smoke and mirrors, without the smoke.

But why?
Like so many things in Casa Wrensch: because (yes) we can (can).